Sunday, April 6, 2008

Margaret Kelly

Margaret Kelly, RE/Max CEO

It's a perfect time to buy!!!
Guaranteed Appreciation!!!

It's not gonna go that much lower!
Guaranteed Appreciation!!!
2007-Oct
:

2006-08-23
: Housing Market Returning to Normal
The U.S. housing market is returning to normalcy, RE/MAX International CEO Margaret Kelly said Aug. 23 on CNBC.
View the streaming video. (opens in small window)

2008-04-04: RE/MAX Realty Check
"We're seeing bright spots."

Saturday, April 5, 2008

Kim Carpenter

Kim Carpenter (Kim Carp), Realtor
I wasn't going to add her to the Hall, not that she doesn't belong, but I relented because she's blond. This one is for you, Ace.

You can no longer see her blog at ActiveRain, but here is what started it all... (it's called, "Cached" information, baby; hat tip to the folks at Housing Panic--scooped again!!)

Will I cut my commision? No!.... Next question.
It should be that easy, but it isn't! My value as a REALTOR to you the home seller is well worth my professional fee. You the home seller, need to know the answer to my most frequently asked question. In your mind the question is "Will you lower your commission?" In my mind I hear, "Will you work just as hard representing me and my property even though I don't want to pay you what you, your skill and time is worth?"

Hmm... how would you feel if you go to work one day and hear these words from your boss, "Good morning, I have decided to decrease your pay for the next three months, its really no big deal." He goes on, "I know you are worth it, you are great at what you do, but I rather lower your pay...after all, it is MY business...At least you will make something!"
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Realtor... Value??
Realtor... Professional??

Friday, April 4, 2008

The Housing Bust: a Statistical Portrait

I thought this article had some interesting statistics.

2008-04-04:
The Housing Bust: a Statistical Portrait

Percentage of all mortgages bundled into securities:
1994: 55.8 percent; 2007: 74.2 percent

Percentage of all subprime mortgages packaged into securities:
1994: 31.6 percent; 2007: 92.8 percent

Household debt as a percentage of disposable income:
1985: 74.9 percent; 2006: 137 percent

Share of mortgage originations by federally regulated savings institutions:
1987: 29.8 percent; 2006: 8 percent.

Share of mortgage originations by less -regulated brokers:
1987: 20 percent; 2006: 58 percent

Average annual rise in home-price value:
1990-1999: 3 percent; 2000-2006: 8.6 percent

Total estimated cost of the subprime crisis so far:
$150 billion to $500 billion.

Dottie Herman

Dottie Herman, NY Realtor
It was another Schiff smack-down!

(Housing Panic keeps beating me to the punch!)

Schiff 7, Realtors/Analysts 0

Herman:
"You're generalizing."
"I don't think anything is inflated."
"It's a supply and demand issue."
"I'm saying there is a cooling off, now."

Maybe she's right. There was a huge supply of easy money, and a huge demand for it.
2008-04-02: Fox News Schiff/Herman Smack-down

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Nicole Lyder

Nicole Lyder, Broker / CEO of Everything
Maybe she can become CEO of the County Jail.

Oh, Nicole, you are sooo naughty. What have you got yourself into now (4/3/08)?


2008-04-03: Mortgage broker charged with using false documents
A Boston mortgage broker was charged yesterday with using forged bank statements and tax returns and other false documents to help unqualified home buyers secure subprime loans.

Nicole Lyder, whose loan practices were the subject of a Boston Sunday Globe story in January, was arrested Tuesday at a Norwood hotel by local police after the hotel manager suspected she was using a stolen charge card.

Norwood police arrested her on two felony charges, for identity theft for using someone else's credit card to reserve the hotel room and for possession of an illegal substance, said Paul Bishop, a police department spokesman. Yesterday, Norwood police transferred her to state custody to face the mortgage charges.


The state also charged Lyder with fraudulently obtaining a car loan to buy herself a $44,000 Land Rover.

The 33-year-old Lyder pleaded not guilty. She is being held in the Suffolk County jail in Boston in lieu of $500,000 bail.

Her two children, who were with her at the time of her arrest in Norwood, are being cared for by relatives, Waterfall said.

2008-01-20: Broker's clients detail web of dashed dreams
When Marcia Neilson couldn't qualify for a home loan in early 2006 because of poor credit, her mortgage broker, Nicole Lyder, had an unusual solution: Add Neilson's daughter to the loan application.

Fake documents, a phantom borrower, and other irregularities were common features of five subprime mortgages brokered by Lyder between November 2005 and June 2006 that were examined by the Boston Globe. Lyder's clients ranged from the barely employed to struggling working-class couples; one had just left a homeless shelter and two others gave up government-subsidized housing to buy homes. They said Lyder arranged loans that they later re alized had monthly payments that far exceeded their means. All five loans are now in foreclosure.

Nicole's Myspace

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Lori Polin

Lori Polin, Realtor
From Realtor Hall of Fame to Housing Bubble Hall of Shame. This story is so dirty, I feel unclean having her here. But if you're clean, Lori, you don't have to look over your shoulder, wondering when and if the Feds will come and knock on your door. Just ask Crisp & Cole how that feels. Welcome, asstard.

This comment was posted on 4/1/2008:
My family and I just rented your old home 4854 Sherbrook Drive, Oldsmar, FL 34677. To find out that we are being evicted and have no money left to put on a new place after 1 month. Your shady dealings with Marcus Habeeb @ Allen Boyarsky have left my family homeless in 2 weeks. I hope you are satisfied with yourself...God will judge you one day you know!!! If anyone has advice or guidance my family could really use it now....i can not explain to you how it feels to be scammed out of all of your $$$$. Please email me support at tammiepacek@hotmail.com :)

Checking 4854 Sherbrook Drive at the Pinellas County Assessor, sure enough, it belongs to HABEEB and BOYARSKY, who were identifed in the article below. And yes, I agree with Mr. Habeeb, "All you got is fraud going on".

A search of that address identified this link.

2007-11-23: Agent Accused of Mortgage Fraud
...Polin "artificially inflated" the prices of nine homes in Tampa and North Pinellas so buyers could get larger loans.

Most of the houses were mortgaged for far more than the actual sales price, with the buyer or a third party pocketing the difference. Except for well-documented renovations, such "cash-back-at-closing" transactions can be a sign of mortgage fraud. In one transaction, $109,000 went to a construction cleanup company although there is no evidence of any construction or cleanup up since the run-down Clearwater house sold last year.

The 48-year-old Polin said she is the innocent victim of a "smear campaign," which she says may have been started by a jealous rival.

"It's serious about these people going into foreclosure, but it has nothing to do with me except this Realtor trying to get me into trouble," Polin said. "All these deals were put together by attorneys and title companies and lenders. Nothing was inappropriate as far as what I did."

All of the transactions involved lawyer Allen Boyarksy, who bought Polin's own Oldsmar home. Polin said she didn't know that Boyarsky's law license had been suspended, that he had a history of drug arrests or that he had filed for bankruptcy protection, listing debts of $300,000.

Boyarsky
, who recently started a marketing business with former Tampa Bay Buccaneer Lamar Thomas, didn't respond to requests for comment. In 2006, he was vice president of a mortgage company whose owner, Marcus Habeeb, recently closed all four of his Florida offices because mortgage fraud had become so rampant.

"The whole of Florida, all the transactions are funny," said Habeeb, who lives in New York. "All you got is fraud going on."


2007-12-04: Realtor Caught in Cash-Back-at-Closing’s Crosshairs
http://www.loripolin.com/Home.html

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Philadelphia


Philadelphia
Yes, that's right. A whole city inducted into the Hall of Shame.

2008-03-28: Philadelphia suspends sales of foreclosed homes
PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - Authorities in Philadelphia will suspend foreclosure sales of homes whose owners have fallen behind on adjustable-rate subprime loan payments -- potential relief for tens of thousands of struggling debtors.

Sheriff John Green said on Friday he would halt sales of foreclosed properties in April and would seek a court order extending a moratorium for an unspecified period.
His action follows a nonbinding resolution passed unanimously by the Philadelphia City Council on Thursday calling on Green to stop the sales to give borrowers more time to seek a settlement that would prevent them from losing their homes.

Philadelphia becomes the first U.S. city to halt foreclosure sales in the current crisis, although Cleveland and Baltimore are considering similar measures, said ACORN, an advocacy group for low-income families.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

New Century

New Century Financial, Subprime Lending Company
One of the first and largest subprime lenders to go bankrupt. As you might expect, stories surfaced about loose lending standards and the use of baseball bats to secure loan approvals. Funny how you didn't hear those stories while everyone was collecting a paycheck.

Baseball bats and Bad Accounting, it's all good!

Monday, March 24, 2008

Yvonne Cromer

Yvonne Cromer, Realtor/Investor/tiny-Trump®
If they have 17 properties, exactly how could they "lose" a few? Were these allowed to go back to the bank with no recourse? Does she possess equity that could be used to pay the bank(s)? This is probably the tip of the iceberg. I hope her husband is prepared to go back to managing hotels.
* Foolishness is no substitute for good financial sense. *
2004-05-24: Tycoon in the Making
...the Cromers began leveraging the equity in their first house to buy a second house, then leveraging their second house to buy a third, and so on. In all, they have acquired eight properties in three different states with an estimated value of $3.4 million.
The strategy requires a strong stomach for risk, not to mention a strong housing market. (We should emphasize...a strong housing market. AKA Housing Bubble)

"We have gotten lucky," said Robert. "But we've also done our homework and we've been willing to take risks." (It's called "gambling".)


Though the couple has more than $1 million in equity on their properties, they borrow as much as they can to still qualify for the best rates. "Then we ride the market until we can refinance with 20 percent equity," said Yvonne, adding that most of their loans are interest-only, five-year adjustable-rate mortgages. (Lions, and tigers, and Interest-only ARMs, Oh my!!)

2008-03-23: Investors are going bust
Robert and Yvonne Cromer began investing in real estate in 2000, when they tapped the equity in their College Area home to buy a nearby rental property.

Over the next few years, the San Diego County couple repeated the pattern, accumulating 17 properties in five states. In 2004, they were featured in a CNN Money article headlined “Tycoon in the Making.”

Since October, they have lost three homes in San Diego County to foreclosure – homes they bought for a combined $2.6 million, according to county deed records. They have lost three homes in other states to lenders, Yvonne Cromer said.

Sunday, March 23, 2008

Bobbie Dust

Bobbie Dust, Realtor/Landlord
Being foreclosed upon? Were you renting your home? No problem; keep collecting the rent, even after you've handed the keys over to the bank.




Home sold on January 28th; February 8th, Ms. Dust asks for RENT!!!!

I think Bobbie took lessens from Landlord Pearl.


2008-03-20: Video
Bobbie Dust, well-known real estate agent defrauds client, tenants protest.

2008-03-20: House foreclosed, renters given little notice
Apparently the 1,400 a month Jennifer and Travis paid in rent never made it to the mortgage company. The home was sold to a bank on January 28. The Clark County Recorder's Office recorded the sale on February 5.

But three days later, no longer owner of the home, Bobbie Dust asked the couple to pay February rent. The request came in a text message. "It was on February 8th, in the morning," Travis explains. "Are you paying rent today?"

Travis wrote back:
Are you kidding me? We know you don't own this house anymore. We spoke to the bank. We're not stupid, we're not giving you one more nickel and as a matter of fact, you owe us $765 for the deposit and for fixing the refrigerator.

Bobbie wrote back:
Are you still living in my house? If so, no one lives for free.

Travis replied:
It's not your house. As of January 28th at 1 pm, the bank owns this house, not you.

Bobbie's final text:
Contrary to what you might think, it's mine until February 29th, don't get so cocky.

2008-03-23: Renters Beware

Friday, March 21, 2008

Pony Gang

Pony Gang, Mortgage Fraud







"I haven't seen anything this extreme ever before," said Christina Tusan, the California deputy attorney general assigned to the civil case in which the web of companies is being sued for more than $20 million.

The group is accused of targeting unknowing homeowners whose homes had escalated in value by offering dreamlike mortgage refinancing offers, with promises of cash back and lower monthly payments, Bremner said.

Late Tuesday, the alleged ringleader in the scam, 25-year-old Eric Pony, and his sister, Paulette Pony, 23, turned themselves into police to face charges including conspiracy, grand theft, forgery and elder abuse. Five other suspects were also arrested.

The crackdown began with Eric Pony's company, Lifetime Financial Inc., and spread to others after Pony lost his real estate license last September and transferred his operations to other companies with active mortgage broker licenses, authorities said.

Paulette Pony had her commission as a notary revoked last December, after investigators uncovered a misdemeanor forgery conviction in 2003, more than a year before she became a legal notary. The pair, working with their mother, Wilma Pony, channeled most of their mortgage applications through New Century Mortgage Corp., which has since folded.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Bear Stearns

Bear Stearns
One of the original inductees to the Hall of Shame. Where are they today? See below! BWAHAHAHA

Buh-Bye, Bear!
2008-03-16: J.P. Morgan to Buy Bear Stearns
J.P. Morgan Chase agreed to buy Bear Stearns for $2 a share in a stock-swap transaction, people familiar with the matter say. J.P. Morgan will exchange 0.05473 shares of its common stock per one share of Bear Stearns stock. Both boards have approved the transaction.

They appear to have a systemic lying problem. LOL
March 15, 2007


Memo to Bear Stearns, YOU'RE FU**ED!!

Bear Stearns Asset Management Funds go bankrupt: High-Grade Credit Strategies fund, High-Grade Structured Credit Strategies Enhanced Leverage Fund
Aug. 7, '07: Bear Stearns Caymans Filing May Hurt Funds' Creditors
(Bloomberg) -- Bear Stearns Cos.' decision to liquidate two bankrupt hedge funds in the Cayman Islands instead of New York may limit creditors' and investors' ability to get their money back.

Aug. 1, 2007: Bear Stearns hedge funds file for bankruptcy
Take the money and run, Bear!! BWAHAHAHA

And here is the most damning piece of evidence that Bear Stearns was manipulating the market while they prepared for the bankruptcies.
March 15: Mortgage-backed securities problem is contained,...
no wait,...
June 22: Problem is NOT contained
And now we learn they were trying to "help" smaller investors. Oh, how generous.
Failed Bear Stearns funds invited smaller investors

Ok, what is Bear up to, now...
2008-02-08: Bear Stearns Is `Short' Subprime Mortgages $1 Billion
. . . . . . . . Rot in hell, Bear Stearns!

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, Bear Stearns... you bums!
2008-03-14: Bear Stearns bailed out by Fed, JPMorgan
NEW YORK - Bear Stearns Cos., one of Wall Street's venerable investment banks, received a bailout Friday by the federal government and JPMorgan Chase & Co. in a surprise, last-ditch effort to save the 86-year old institution.

2008-03-14: Pathetic Bear Stearns Bailout: Who to Blame
Bear Stearns (BSC) has been forced to run hat in hand to the Fed and whimper that it's "too big to fail," the mewling is about to begin:
• It's not our fault! It's a run on the bank!
• We never could have seen this coming!
• Blame those jerks who stopped lending us money!
Give us a break. If Bear Stearns goes to zero, there will only be one party to blame: Bear Stearns management.

MMmmmm... Bear Stearns for lunch.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Standard & Poor's

We are a global leader in credit ratings and credit risk analysis, with ratings on approximately US$ 32 trillion of debt issued in 100+ countries. We analyze issuers and debt obligations of corporations, states and municipalities, financial institutions, insurance companies and sovereign governments. We also provide insight into the credit risk of structured finance deals, providing an independent view of credit risk associated with a growing array of debt-securitized instruments.

Leader in credit ratings and credit risk analysis?
Provide insight into the credit risk of "structured finance deals"?
BWAHAHAHA. Who could possibly believe these hacks.

They have an entire site dedicated to Subprime damage control.
S&P's Views on Subprime and Bond Insurers

Mark this date on your calendars: 2008-03-13
Lets check back on their prediction, regularly.
S&P forecasts end is near for asset write-downs
NEW YORK - Wall Street recovered from an early plunge Thursday to trade higher after Standard & Poor's predicted financial companies are nearing the end of the massive asset write-downs that devastated the stock and credit markets for months.

The S&P projection gave investors some optimism that the seemingly unrelenting fallout from the mortage and credit crisis might indeed come to an end. Standard & Poor's Ratings Services estimated that writedowns of subprime asset-backed securities could reach $285 billion globally, up from a previous $265 billion projection. Still, S&P's statement that "the end of write-downs is now in sight for large financial institutions" gave investors some hope.
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2008-03-14: Bear Stearns Has Credit Ratings Slashed (1 DAY LATER!!)
Standard & Poor's lowered the securities firm's long-term counterparty rating three levels to BBB after Bear Stearns said it obtained financing from JPMorgan Chase & Co. and the New York Federal Reserve. Moody's cut the rating two steps to Baa1 and Fitch Ratings reduced the firm four levels. All three firms are reviewing their ratings for another cut.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Ben Bernanke

Ben Shalom Bernanke, current Chairman of the Federal Reserve
He has been inducted for this simple reason:
The subprime fallout is 'likely to be contained'; no wait, subprime is not contained.

I think we're WAYYYYYY beyond contained now, ehhhhh, Ben.
2008-03-11: Fed to Lend $200 Billion, Accept Mortgage Securities
March 11 (Bloomberg) -- The Federal Reserve, struggling to contain a crisis of confidence in credit markets, will for the first time lend Treasuries in exchange for debt that includes mortgage-backed securities.

The Fed said in a statement in Washington it plans to make up to $200 billion available through weekly auctions. Officials told reporters on condition of anonymity that the program may be increased as needed. The Fed coordinated the effort with central banks in Europe and Canada, which plan to inject up to $45 billion into their banking systems.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

John Tuccillo

John Tuccillo, former NAR Chief Economist, Ph.D Economics
Wow, what a surprise. Realtors with a sunny outlook. This guy is a total monkey.

2008-03-07: Realtors offer sunny outlook for 2008
"People think the market is down and the market will still go down. That's not the truth. The market is down, but it's not going down anymore," said John Tuccillo, former chief economist for the National Association of Realtors. "I think it's because consumers focus on national news and not enough on local news."
AND
Housing brokers blame lenders, media for market's fall.

Friday, March 7, 2008

Realty Times







Realty Times
Total real estate whores. That's it, get that nose right up Yun's arse.


Here is a Realty Times video from December 31, 2007:

Real Estate Outlook: Will Housing Turn Around?
Two of the nation's most prominent real estate economists weighed in this subject recently and their end of the year forecasts aren't too far apart from one another.

Dr. David Seiders, chief economist of the National Association of Home Builders, had this to say: Our "housing forecast shows systematic improvements in home sales by the second quarter of 2008, improvement in home starts by the third quarter, maintenance of low levels of manufactured housing shipments throughout 2008, and modest declines in the real value of residential remodeling next year."

Now here's the outlook from Dr. Lawrence Yun, chief economist of the National Association of Realtors: "The broad trend over the coming year will be gradual rise in existing home sales, but because sales are exceptionally low for the final months of 2007, total sales for 2008 will only be modestly higher than for 2007."

Dr. Yun added that the key positive change underway has been that the "unusual mortgage disruptions that peaked in August were finalized in September and October," and now the trendline in pending home sales is up.


We'll check back and monitor the accuracy of both forecasts as the new year develops.
But let's be frank: After such a run of down and bad numbers through most of 2006 and 2007, will it really be a big surprise if housing demand and sales and new construction finally begin showing signs of recovery -- even modest recovery -- in the year ahead?
(Yes, it will be a huge surprise, moron!)

We at Realty Times think it's a very good bet. (BWAHAHAHA)

Thursday, March 6, 2008

Art Laffer

Art Laffer, Economist, B.A. Econ Yale '63, MBA/Ph.D. Econ Stanford '65/'71
His last name says it all--his views on the economy are a 'laffer'. I think he owes Peter a penny.

8/28/2006-Peter Schiff On Kudlow & Company
Laffer:
"The wealth of the average American household has been going UP."
"This economy is driven by good economic policy, by good monetary policy, by good trade policy, and it's working beatifully."

(Peter Schiff is shown; he is right on the money!)

Sunday, March 2, 2008

Home Equity Loans

Behind the Meltdown: Equity plunge saps will to spend (Sac Bee Article)
* Economy suffers as homeowners in area lose $2 billion in wealth in '07.
Take $2 billion away from Sacramento's homeowners – money they could be spending on cars or plasma TVs or kitchen cabinets – and you begin to understand what the housing slump is doing to the region's economy.

The impact of the real estate downturn goes far beyond the thousands of construction and mortgage- industry layoffs, or the epidemic of foreclosures. The 25 percent drop in housing prices since 2005 means fewer homeowners are able to borrow against their equity. Even those who could still borrow are more nervous about doing so.

The result is a meaningful drop in housing's "wealth effect," making consumers less apt to spend money. Consumer spending is falling all over the country, not just in Sacramento, putting additional downward pressure on an economy that seems to grow more troubled by the hour.

The well is drying up, McMillionaires! You might actually have to pay cash for that vacation, or that Escalade, or that Lexus, or that Flat Panel TV that your lazy, fat ass had to have. Consumer spending is going to plummet, along with the stock market.
- - - - - - Your Home is Not an ATM! ! !
Should have saved some money, cuz things just might get ugly...

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Tracy Byrnes

Tracy Byrnes, Fox Business News
Does this beeyatch have any idea what she talking about? I've had it; I'm tired of listening to her "RAH-RAH-RAH, nothing is wrong, the economy is strong" ranting. Now she's questioning why Peter Schiff lives in this country. And another thing--her voice bores a hole through my head.

Schiff 5, Realtors/Analysts 0

Video: Peter Schiff February 29 2008 Fox News
Tracy Quotes:
"They are just bringing armageddon on".
"Peter, I just don't understand sometimes why you live in the United States."
"The rest of Corporate America... there is still cash on the balance sheet."
"People are still working."
"There is no way people need to go sell their homes and move into their cars."

Friday, February 29, 2008

Sgt. First Class Nicklaus Skaggs

Sgt. First Class Nicklaus Skaggs, 'Walker'
Mr. Skaggs isn't really inducted into the Hall of Shame, but his action speaks volumes about the Housing Bubble. I wouldn't say it was wise to buy a home at the price he paid, but he and many others are now getting wise. What did he say?...

........... Owning is Throwing Money Away!

2008-02-29: Borrowers Abandon Mortgages as Prices Drop
Other borrowers are walking away in frustration because they can't arrange a workout with their lenders, says D.J. Enga, director of outreach services for Auriton Solutions, which counsels homeowners nationwide. Mr. Enga expects that 10% to 15% of the roughly 4,000 callers counseled this month by Auriton, of St. Paul, Minn., will walk away from their mortgages.

Sgt. First Class Nicklaus Skaggs is among those looking to walk away. Mr. Skaggs bought his home in April 2005 shortly after returning to California from a one-year tour of duty in Baghdad.

The $455,000 three-bedroom home he and his wife purchased in Vacaville, about one hour northeast of San Francisco, is worth an estimated $285,000 today, well below the $453,000 he owes on his mortgage. The monthly mortgage payment, which jumped after its interest rate increased, is now $4,000, up from $2,980 when he bought the house.

Mr. Skaggs expects to be redeployed to Iraq again later this year. But he can't sell his home, since there are few buyers, and he can't refinance because lenders require a large down payment he doesn't have. Now, the 18-year Army veteran has decided to walk away from his mortgage. He hopes in a few years lenders see his decision as a unique situation created by the housing meltdown. "I don't think that house is going to recover in value any time soon," said the 40-year-old. "I'd just be throwing the money away.